You know what? As much as we rag on Shaq, this segment really sucks without him. Almost enough for me to actually write an article on it. But I refuse to put KENNY as the column header in this table. He doesn’t deserve the satisfaction.
“Yeah, I’m gonna handle Shaqtin’ a fool because Shaq is a fool and I’m gonna keep him uh in his place” oh Christ. At least E.J. was equally incredulous about the phrase “Kennying around.”
This episode is seriously the height of nonmedy, and you need to see it for yourself.
|-200||James HARDEN||Double-dip: THE WORST defender. “What the heck??”|
|-100||Dion WAITERS||The GIFT. “Oo, they need to clean the floor.”|
|-100||Marcelo HUERTAS||“Is he a Laker? Oh my gosh!”|
|-100||Shane LARKIN||I am considering Brook Lopez a victim of circumstance. “noyoutakeitoutnoitakeitout.”|
|-100||Mike SCOTT||“Great Scott.” “OH we’re in the NBA I’m sorry.”|
|-100||Rodney HOOD||“Gives Steven Adams the easiest shot-block in the history.” “Why did he do that?””Get that fly outta here! Get that fly!”|
|-100||LeBron JAMES||“Wait, what?” “That’s illegal!” Feat. a Leo DiCaprio impression at the end.|
|-100||Matthew DELLAVEDOVA||“Shaq, I mean Chuck, 1-2-3-4-5.” “Come on ref, wake up!”|
|-100||Carmelo ANTHONY||“1-2-3-4-5-6-7.” “Even more than Dellavedova!”|
|-25||Reggie JACKSON||Being mean to a ref||Fined $25,000|
|-40||Jahlil OKAFOR||Being 19. I mean being retarded.||Suspended 2 games|
|-100||Los Angeles CLIPPERS||Choking/sucking||League CURSE|