Shaq’s back, and even a mediocre episode would be welcome. Instead, he returns with one of the Shaqtin a Fool legends that we honestly have to credit for the creation of Chode League in the first place. He’s #1 on the Chode League Mount Rushmore and in our hearts.
And after that, Shaq continues on with a notably mediocre episode.
For all zero of you wondering, Al Jefferson’s “Don’t do drugs!” suspension will only be served, per NBA rules, once he is healthy enough to be eligible to play. You gotta wait on those -100 points boys!!!
|-100||JaVale McGEE||Sitting down. Welcome back bud.|
|-100||Otto PORTER||OTTOPILOT. YES I’M WATCHING, KENNY.|
|-100||Kristaps PORZINGIS||Slippin and trippin. And Three 6 Latvia sucks.|
|-100||Jeremy LIN||Confirmed for brain hemorrhage.|
|-100||Dirk NOWITZKI||Hopscotch: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7.|
|-20||Rajon RONDO||Don’t say faggot. Wait, remember when Kobe did that and was fined $100,000?||Suspended 1 game.|
|-100||Los Angeles CLIPPERS||Choking/sucking||League CURSE|