WEEK 7 IN REVIEW

 

Shaq’s back, and even a mediocre episode would be welcome. Instead, he returns with one of the Shaqtin a Fool legends that we honestly have to credit for the creation of Chode League in the first place. He’s #1 on the Chode League Mount Rushmore and in our hearts.

JaVale.

McGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And after that, Shaq continues on with a notably mediocre episode.

For all zero of you wondering, Al Jefferson’s “Don’t do drugs!” suspension will only be served, per NBA rules, once he is healthy enough to be eligible to play. You gotta wait on those -100 points boys!!!

SHAQ
-100 JaVale McGEE Sitting down. Welcome back bud.
-100 Otto PORTER OTTOPILOT. YES I’M WATCHING, KENNY.
-100 Kristaps PORZINGIS Slippin and trippin. And Three 6 Latvia sucks.
-100 Jeremy LIN Confirmed for brain hemorrhage.
-100 Dirk NOWITZKI Hopscotch: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7.
MISC
-20 Rajon RONDO Don’t say faggot. Wait, remember when Kobe did that and was fined $100,000? Suspended 1 game.
FUCK
-100 Los Angeles CLIPPERS Choking/sucking League CURSE
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