Chode League DRINKING GAME: Detroit PISTONS

CHODE LEAGUE FANS:

Welcome to the first official team drinking game from Chode League. With the waiver of Josh Smith and the recent loss of Brandon Jennings, we’ve gone through a lot of changes, but now we feel confident our game captures the awkwardly-physical style of your Detroit Pistons.

Let’s get right to it.

PLAYERS

  • SIP: Drummond forgets to contest a shot effectively, mistiming his jump or not even trying
  • SIP: Any Piston bobbles the ball
  • SIP: Anybody on either team falls down
    • TWO SIPS: Of COURSE it was D.J. Augustin

“I’ve fallen and I’m D.J. Augustin”

ANNOUNCERS

  • SIP: The announcers euphemize a Pistons airball, or dramatize an opponent’s
  • SIP: Greg Kelser (color) is paid to call something “nice”
  • THREE SIPS: George Blaha (play-by-play) awkwardly refers to threes as being “long guns” or coming from the “long line”

#DetroitPimping

WILDCARD

  • CHUG THROUGH: Any close-up of Stan Van Gundy looking agonized

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH”

OPTIONAL DEATHWISH RULES

  • SIP: You realize Greg Kelser (color) hasn’t talked in a long time.
  • SIP: You can hear Stan Van Gundy yelling.
  • SIP: Moose yells “AND-ONE!”

“That just means you’re shooting, right?”

There you have it. The Pistons take on the Cavaliers Tuesday night, and now you’re ready. Be sure to check it out.

Until next time, we love you.

–The Commissioner

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